YA JUST A REMINDER

Hey Klowns,

Just a reminder for all of our minions. Don't forget to call your dad and tell him how much you hate him, because really, "FUCK HIM." I'm going to put on another angry, dad-hating record now.

OKAY SEE YOU GUYS,

yahelloman

It's ok dawg

It's tough to cover the (disputed) kings of breakdown, but my man here gives it his all.



He also does a [sic] version of this called "Klown Without Facepaint", look out for his video of that.

Honorary [sic] klown

Hello minions of [sic]ness,

Today I am bringing you a video of a man who is a true innovator of hopping and dancing. Unfortunately, there's very little that can be said about him, as it is difficult to describe just how [sic] he is.

Instead of any more empty words, here is a video:



Also, klowns, we would like your input on who is the siccest cover vocalist klown in the comments section. This will be the beginning of the contest to put together the siccest supergroup of klowns from youtube.

Keep hopping.

A [sic] reminder for all of our followers

Here's the first in possibly a series of posts of some of the [sic]est vocal covers ever recorded for YouTube. The first one is a cover of the legendary MISERY SIGNALS. Now I know what you're saying... "yahelloman, I saw Misery Signals live one time and their pants weren't even that big." I hear you, but I need you to remember one thing... posturing around your bedroom singing songs into the camera is inherently [sic] as shit (especially metalcore). So I will leave you with this guy doing some song I've never heard of by Misery Signals.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT HERE AT S1C BLOG

Greetings [s1c] blog,

I just wanted to update all the klowns on something that I've been working on for a long time. As some of you may know, yahelloman is an avid sportsman. I recently graduated from s1c.edu with a degree in engineering, and I've been working on a prototype. Please keep in mind that it's still in the early stages of development, but I think it might be the [s1c]est club on the market soon!






Well anyways, I better get back out to the practice range to make it even [s1c]er.

Keep on swayin' until next time!

yahelloman

HEY GUYS WE'VE FOUND THE [SIC]3ST MMA FIGHTER

This is a tribute of sorts to the [sic]est MMA fighter out there right now. We ran across this klown while watching some WEC (World Extreme Cagefighting for those klowns not in the know). His name is Brian Stann. I didn't think much of it at first, but I noticed something extraordinarily wikked about him on his back. CHECK IT OUT! So here's to the official cagefighter of the s1c blog. Keep it [sic] Brian!









ALWAYS AFFLICTED,

yahelloman

ABSOLUTELY THE [S1C]EST NEW BAND OF THA MONTH - ClubMurder!

Oh MAN did these guys ever blow me away. Imagine with me, if you will, a group of men fusing the utter brutality of older Slipknot, the heartfelt rapped vocals and turntablism elements of Linkin Park (or Crazy Town, if you will), and the upbeat, fun-loving keyboard beats of En Vogue's older material. Ready? READY? No, you're not at all ready for the intense beatdown of ClubMurder's output. There isn't anyone [s1c]er right now, as far as I'm concerned - this is it. Eat your heart out, 1999.



I'd say don't ever stop hoppin', but how could you ever stop hoppin' if this is playing? That's what I thought.

- Mike