ABSOLUTELY THE [S1C]EST NEW BAND OF THA MONTH - ClubMurder!

Oh MAN did these guys ever blow me away. Imagine with me, if you will, a group of men fusing the utter brutality of older Slipknot, the heartfelt rapped vocals and turntablism elements of Linkin Park (or Crazy Town, if you will), and the upbeat, fun-loving keyboard beats of En Vogue's older material. Ready? READY? No, you're not at all ready for the intense beatdown of ClubMurder's output. There isn't anyone [s1c]er right now, as far as I'm concerned - this is it. Eat your heart out, 1999.



I'd say don't ever stop hoppin', but how could you ever stop hoppin' if this is playing? That's what I thought.

- Mike

OH HEY YOU GUYS WHAT'S POPPING

oh man! today a [s1c] new release from those down-to-the-ground klownz Chimaira came out. in honor of this hopping Tuesday, here is a video of them getting wIcKeD. stay [s1c]! BOB THAT HEAD AND HOP ALONG TO THIS!!

OH YOU GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

YEAH THIS IS PRETTY [SIC]. THESE GUYS ARE THE BEST. BEEN AROUND FOR SO LONG, BUT THEY'RE PRETTY FORGOTTEN NOW. OH THEY ARE TRUE!