Thursday, April 30, 2009

[SIC]EST Farmclub Performances

Greetings Klowns,

Today at [s1c] blog, we are counting down da most wicked joints ever performed on Farmclub. Let's get this shit hoppin'.

10. P.O.D. - Southtown



These klowns are kickin' off our kountdown of [sic]. Big ups to my man in the Zao jersey (da kings).

9. Orgy - Opticon



Message from [s1c] blog. We like your pants.

8. Limp Bizkit ft. Method Man - N2gether Now



Arguably the kings of [s1c]. Another classic performance from the already legendary klowns.

7. Cold - She Said



You'll want to break out your ball necklace and workshirt for this one. One of the best frontmen of all-time in the realm of [sic].

6. Staind - Mudshovel



This one features the innovator of the hop. If you're reading this, Mike Mushok, keep on hoppin'.

5. Kittie - Brackish



You can't forget these [sic] chicks when discussing the top Farmclub performances.

4. Primer 55 - Loose



Can you get loose?

3. Crazy Town - Butterfly



These klowns pretty much speak for themselves.

2. Chimaira - Dead Inside



42" leg openings on ALL these klowns.

1. 20 Dead Flower Children - Greet the Machine



My personal favorite Farmclub performance of all-time. Someone better call the Kourtesy Klown to pick up all these wallet chains.



I hope you guys enjoyed these videos as much as I do. Don't ever stop hoppin'.

trv [s1c]ness never sleeps,
yahelloman

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

GET READY TO GET LOOSE...AGAIN!!!!





Uh-oh. Those fellas in the band that brought you the smash single "Get Loose" are ready to blow your face off...AGAIN! They've revamped their (admittedly very [s1c]) sound to be more punk rock! Now they sound like Crazy Town fronted by Limp Bizkit, if Fred Durst was super punk rock (he was pretty [s1c] instead). Check out the new single on their Myspace, called "Flexin'." They're touring soon, so get those Tripps on and hop on over!

Always Down With Da [s1c]ness,

Mike

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Where Are These Clowns?, Vol. 1: Full Devil Jacket

This is a sic nu feature I'll be doing every now and then to try and uncover the where abouts of some of the long gone and sikkest bands in nu metal. For my first post in this series I'll try to find out what happened to TN's own FULL DEVIL JACKET.



You might remember them from MTV's Return of the Rock with their sic hit 'Stain'.



They toured with Type O Negative and Coal Chamber and the Tattoo the Earth Tour before seemingly disappearing off the face of the planet. Well here's what they're doing now...

Former singer Josh Brown got all kinds of messed up on drugs before finding God and forming his new band Day of Fire. You can check them out on their MyPraize page. Yes, I said MyPraize.

Guitarist Jonathan Montoya is tearing shit up in SALIVA. He played on their most recent album CINCO DIABLO. How [sic] is that??? They don't have any new videos since they probably don't even have a fanbase or budget anymore. So here's Salvia's biggest hit from 2000's Every Six Seconds CLICK CLICK BOOM!!!!



Bassist Kevin Bebout works for Epiphone designing some SIC guitars.



As for the other guys I wasn't able to find any information on them but sources close to the band have informed me Keith Foster runs a bed and breakfast out of his parent's basement in Jackson, TN and Michael Reeves pumps gas at a local Exxon.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Gettin' [s1c] with 40 Below Summer (for the Cap'n)

This one's a tribute to those kingz of [s1c], 40 Below Summer. No one got wicked like these guys did. You can almost see them hopping with jingling wallet chains in the photo right here:



This is about the [s1c]est song ever. The recording quality is a bit bad, but you can see him telling everyone to get down like a klown in the beginning.



Keep on clearing that stone of leaves!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Chowda Heads



Leonard "B-I-G" Davis, Cory Proctor, and Marc Columbo form this supergroup.

Don't forget to pick up your Hatchet Man ICP Pendant at www.hiphopbling.com!!!! Coming soon: Chowda Head masks! That will be [sic] as shit!

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY [SIC] LOCAL KLOWNS






YA UNFORTUNATELY NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THESE [SIC] KLOWNS YET. IT'S SURE TO GET YOU AMPED UP.

don't ever stop hoppin',
yahelloman


SOME NU FRESHNESS

Here it is momfukkers!!! The new solo album by Violent J. One half of the sikkest rap group ever ICP. Just look at the album cover. This klown ain't jokin'. Straight up coming at cha like Jack Nicholson and look at that big ass parental advisory sticker. You know dis shit is SIC!!!!



DOWNLOAD IT HERE MUHFACKKOS

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

NO THAT'S NOT SLIPKNOT!!!

But these guys are just as [sic]!!! Mushroomhead are out of Clevo and they claim to have been doing it longer than the 'Knot. I don't believe em but they still bring it pretty fukken hard.



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WHAT IS A JUGGALETTE?

This post is dedicated to all the [sic]chicks of nu metal. Proving that it's not just the guys who can bring the [sic]ness!

First up we got OTEP with their crazy singer Otep Shamaya. They just got signed to Victory Records so you know this chick is fukken HARDCORE



Next we got KITTIE who are from Canada and have been fukken shit up since the late 90s when they were still in high school



Lastly we have the chick who pretty much started it all Rayna Foss from the legendary COAL CHAMBER

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

GET LOOSE



ya greetings out there to all my klowns in [sic]land. anyone remember this gathering of clowns? it's from farmclub live. this one should get you loose like a pogo stick.

always [sic],
yahelloman

MAGIC MAGIC NINJAS WUT??!!?

Here's two of the sikkest albums from the Psychopathic Rydas y'all love to hate. First up we got a classick from Insane Clown Posse. Riddle Box, featuring ICP's biggest hit CHICKEN HUNTIN' WUT WUT??




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Next we got the second sikkest clownz Twiztid with their Psychopathic debut MOSTASTELESS


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Stay wikked and MMFCL

OH HEY YOU GUYS WHAT'S POPPING

oh man! today a [s1c] new release from those down-to-the-ground klownz Chimaira came out. in honor of this hopping Tuesday, here is a video of them getting wIcKeD. stay [s1c]! BOB THAT HEAD AND HOP ALONG TO THIS!!

INTRODUCTION 2 MAYHEM

Wassup klownz!!! This is m00k with my first post on the sikkest blog on the internet. Expect lots of classic nu metal and killer klown material. Just to verify my [sic] credentials here's a pic of me from 10 years ago...



Some of you might confuse me with this sic juggalo but sadly it is not me.



So now you know my [sic]ness is up to par make sure to leave me feedback and show your clown love.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

YA HELLO THERE HERE'S ANOTHER [SIC] ALBUM FOR YOUR MINIDISC PLAYER


Spineshank: The Height of Callousness ([sic] Edition)

1. Asthmatic
2. The Height of Callousness
3. Synthetic
4. New Disease
5. (Can't Be) Fixed
6. Cyanide 2600
7. Play God
8. Malnutrition
9. Seamless
10. Negative Space
11. Transparent

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