YA, IN HONOR OF DA PLAYOFFS...

...here'z one of the [s1c]est basketball players out there right now: Chris Andersen. Just look at him pushmoshing out on that court - he really does hate his dad.



From his completely numetal tattoos to his completely numetal hair, Andersen is definitely the [s1c]est klown on the kourt. STAY [S1C] CHRIS!

However, something most people don't know is that when the Nuggz are offseason, Chris is hopping in everyone's favorite numetal rapklown supergroup, the Kottonmouth Kings. Just check out this [s1c]ness (he is third from the left):



what's [s1c]er than that? NOTHING, MY KLOWNS. NOTHING.