YA JUST A REMINDER

Hey Klowns,

Just a reminder for all of our minions. Don't forget to call your dad and tell him how much you hate him, because really, "FUCK HIM." I'm going to put on another angry, dad-hating record now.

OKAY SEE YOU GUYS,

yahelloman

It's ok dawg

It's tough to cover the (disputed) kings of breakdown, but my man here gives it his all.



He also does a [sic] version of this called "Klown Without Facepaint", look out for his video of that.

Honorary [sic] klown

Hello minions of [sic]ness,

Today I am bringing you a video of a man who is a true innovator of hopping and dancing. Unfortunately, there's very little that can be said about him, as it is difficult to describe just how [sic] he is.

Instead of any more empty words, here is a video:



Also, klowns, we would like your input on who is the siccest cover vocalist klown in the comments section. This will be the beginning of the contest to put together the siccest supergroup of klowns from youtube.

Keep hopping.

A [sic] reminder for all of our followers

Here's the first in possibly a series of posts of some of the [sic]est vocal covers ever recorded for YouTube. The first one is a cover of the legendary MISERY SIGNALS. Now I know what you're saying... "yahelloman, I saw Misery Signals live one time and their pants weren't even that big." I hear you, but I need you to remember one thing... posturing around your bedroom singing songs into the camera is inherently [sic] as shit (especially metalcore). So I will leave you with this guy doing some song I've never heard of by Misery Signals.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT HERE AT S1C BLOG

Greetings [s1c] blog,

I just wanted to update all the klowns on something that I've been working on for a long time. As some of you may know, yahelloman is an avid sportsman. I recently graduated from s1c.edu with a degree in engineering, and I've been working on a prototype. Please keep in mind that it's still in the early stages of development, but I think it might be the [s1c]est club on the market soon!






Well anyways, I better get back out to the practice range to make it even [s1c]er.

Keep on swayin' until next time!

yahelloman

HEY GUYS WE'VE FOUND THE [SIC]3ST MMA FIGHTER

This is a tribute of sorts to the [sic]est MMA fighter out there right now. We ran across this klown while watching some WEC (World Extreme Cagefighting for those klowns not in the know). His name is Brian Stann. I didn't think much of it at first, but I noticed something extraordinarily wikked about him on his back. CHECK IT OUT! So here's to the official cagefighter of the s1c blog. Keep it [sic] Brian!









ALWAYS AFFLICTED,

yahelloman

ABSOLUTELY THE [S1C]EST NEW BAND OF THA MONTH - ClubMurder!

Oh MAN did these guys ever blow me away. Imagine with me, if you will, a group of men fusing the utter brutality of older Slipknot, the heartfelt rapped vocals and turntablism elements of Linkin Park (or Crazy Town, if you will), and the upbeat, fun-loving keyboard beats of En Vogue's older material. Ready? READY? No, you're not at all ready for the intense beatdown of ClubMurder's output. There isn't anyone [s1c]er right now, as far as I'm concerned - this is it. Eat your heart out, 1999.



I'd say don't ever stop hoppin', but how could you ever stop hoppin' if this is playing? That's what I thought.

- Mike

Juggalo encounters

Let me preface this by saying this might be the best conversation I have ever had at work. So good. I sat at the computer for nearly ten minutes before I could even begin to transcribe what just took place. I'm still in a state of disbelief, but here it goes.

(Klown walks in store, up to counter)

Me: "Hey man, what can I do for you?"

Klown: "Yeah, I need to sell these."

Me: "Okay, let me take a look at them."

(For reference, he had two ABK CDs and one Blaze Ya Dead Homie CD)

Me: "I could do $8.00 for them."

Klown: "Okay, that's cool. Do you think you could hold them aside for me? I'd like to come back and purchase them back next week."

Me: "Well, I can, but I can't promise they won't sell online. You'll have to pay what I price them at. "

Klown: "Okay."

(Klown leaves counter, but soon returns)

Klown: "You know what man, if some true Juggalo comes in here and wants them go ahead and sell them to 'em. If it's some fake ass Juggalo in a Hot Topic I.C.P. shirt though, give 'em the fuckin' finger and tell them to get the fuck out."

Me: "Uhh, okay I'll do that man."

(Klown leaves the store and sticks his head back in the door)

Klown: "You know what, man?"

Me: "What."

Klown: "Violent J is my fuckin' cousin, no fuckin' joke man."

Me: "Oh, right on."

(Klown comes all the way back in the store and approaches me behind the counter)

Klown: "You see this shit right here?"

(Shows me a pendant hanging from his neck)

Me: "Yeah man, that's pretty cool."

Klown: "Yeah, it's only for the true Juggalos. Well man, I'll see you later."

(Gets back in his tiny compact car from the mid 90's)

The pendant hanging around his neck? Well, that was for last year's Gathering of the Juggalos. It looked like it cost $300.00. And you know what? When he said he was Violent J's cousin, I believed him. I just wanted to take some time out of my day to stop hoppin' and let you all know that true klowns still exist.

back to hoppin' now,
yahelloman

Where Are These Clowns?, Vol. 2: Coal Chamber

Coal Chamber was one of my favorite bands from the nu genre and one of the sikkest. I saw them at least a dozen times when they were around. I don't know why I liked them so much. They had horrible lyrics and I don't think any of them could play their instruments. For those of you who don't know who Coal Chamber is or simply forgot here's their biggest hit from their 1997 self titled album, LOCO!



They formed in 1992 when members Dez Fafara and Meegs Rascón started the band She's In Pain. Soon after Rayna Foss joined and they changed their name to Coal Chamber. In 1996 Mikey "Bug" Cox joined. After playing on the first ever Ozzfest tour and signing to Roadrunner Records they recorded their first self titled album. After several tours, lineup changes and two more full length studio albums the band called it quits when an altercation between Dez and Meegs happened on stage where Meeg's guitar met Dez's face.

In this post I'm to going let all you nu metal fans know exactly what happened to the late, great Coal Chamber.

Dez Fafara, unsatisfied with the music Coal Chamber was making started talking to some guys nobody knows during the Dark Days tour. After Coal Chamber split he formed DevilDriver. Their fourth full length album is due out this year and still nobody cares. Here's a video for the song Clouds Over California.



Meegs Rascón started a horrible rock band called Glass Piñata. You can uhh, check them out on their Myspace I guess here.

Mikey "Bug" Cox got together with Orgy's Jay Gordon and started the band Machine Gun Orchestra. They only have a 45 second clip up on their Myspace. Which can be found here. I wouldn't recommend anyone listening though.

Rayna Foss, who left after the second album married this guy...



Morgan Rose, drummer from the band Sevendust. When Rayna left Dez spoke out about it and didn't have anything nice to say. Which led to Morgan writing this song about him...



Rayna and Morgan have since been divorced.

Nadja Peulen, who took over for Rayna on tour while she was pregnant and eventually took the bass spot when she left started a t-shirt company called Cruel Tees.



She was also featured in the 2006 issue of Revolver's Hottest Chicks In Metal.



Well that's about it. In interviews Dez and Meegs have stated that Coal Chamber will never get back together. Although at a recent DevilDriver show Meegs joined Dez on stage to play Loco. So who knows???? I'll leave you with the Coal Chamber discography. Stay sic everyone!


Giving the Devil His Due


Dark Days


Chamber Music


Self Titled

We've found the [s1c]est sport ever!

Hey guys, just a reminder - NOTHING is [s1c]er than MMA. The Affliction shirt is just about the [s1c]est thing you can wear, next to some Tripp pants or a Tripp hoodie (gotta get those chainz ALL OVER!). Next time you're at a Taproot or Nonpoint hopfest, make SURE to rep Affliction! Stay [s1c]!!!

Don't ever stop hoppin',

Mike

YA, IN HONOR OF DA PLAYOFFS...

...here'z one of the [s1c]est basketball players out there right now: Chris Andersen. Just look at him pushmoshing out on that court - he really does hate his dad.



From his completely numetal tattoos to his completely numetal hair, Andersen is definitely the [s1c]est klown on the kourt. STAY [S1C] CHRIS!

However, something most people don't know is that when the Nuggz are offseason, Chris is hopping in everyone's favorite numetal rapklown supergroup, the Kottonmouth Kings. Just check out this [s1c]ness (he is third from the left):



what's [s1c]er than that? NOTHING, MY KLOWNS. NOTHING.

HERE'S A FORGOTTEN GEM

Artist: Shuvel

Album : Set It Off (2001)

1. Set It Off*
2. Jump In
3. Hit List
4. Inside Out
5. Those Who Stand In Line
6. Freestyle
7. Move On
8. When I Think
9. Slackjaw Yokel
10. Herbs and Mixes
11. Slipped
12. Past Tense
13. Ballfat

* indicates [s1c] blog most hoppin' track

DISCOUNT REPLACEMENT WALLET CHAINS

CAN'T WAIT 4 VIOLENCE!!!!

Here's another clas[sic] from my collection. This time it's PACIFIER by NOTHINGFACE.



This albums has it all. From the cutters anthem SELF PUNISHMENT to the ode to the sikkest haircut of the 90s the UNDERCUT



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[SIC]EST Farmclub Performances

Greetings Klowns,

Today at [s1c] blog, we are counting down da most wicked joints ever performed on Farmclub. Let's get this shit hoppin'.

10. P.O.D. - Southtown



These klowns are kickin' off our kountdown of [sic]. Big ups to my man in the Zao jersey (da kings).

9. Orgy - Opticon



Message from [s1c] blog. We like your pants.

8. Limp Bizkit ft. Method Man - N2gether Now



Arguably the kings of [s1c]. Another classic performance from the already legendary klowns.

7. Cold - She Said



You'll want to break out your ball necklace and workshirt for this one. One of the best frontmen of all-time in the realm of [sic].

6. Staind - Mudshovel



This one features the innovator of the hop. If you're reading this, Mike Mushok, keep on hoppin'.

5. Kittie - Brackish



You can't forget these [sic] chicks when discussing the top Farmclub performances.

4. Primer 55 - Loose



Can you get loose?

3. Crazy Town - Butterfly



These klowns pretty much speak for themselves.

2. Chimaira - Dead Inside



42" leg openings on ALL these klowns.

1. 20 Dead Flower Children - Greet the Machine



My personal favorite Farmclub performance of all-time. Someone better call the Kourtesy Klown to pick up all these wallet chains.



I hope you guys enjoyed these videos as much as I do. Don't ever stop hoppin'.

trv [s1c]ness never sleeps,
yahelloman

GET READY TO GET LOOSE...AGAIN!!!!

Uh-oh. Those fellas in the band that brought you the smash single "Get Loose" are ready to blow your face off...AGAIN! They've revamped their (admittedly very [s1c]) sound to be more punk rock! Now they sound like Crazy Town fronted by Limp Bizkit, if Fred Durst was super punk rock (he was pretty [s1c] instead). Check out the new single on their Myspace, called "Flexin'." They're touring soon, so get those Tripps on and hop on over!

Always Down With Da [s1c]ness,

Mike

Where Are These Clowns?, Vol. 1: Full Devil Jacket

This is a sic nu feature I'll be doing every now and then to try and uncover the where abouts of some of the long gone and sikkest bands in nu metal. For my first post in this series I'll try to find out what happened to TN's own FULL DEVIL JACKET.



You might remember them from MTV's Return of the Rock with their sic hit 'Stain'.



They toured with Type O Negative and Coal Chamber and the Tattoo the Earth Tour before seemingly disappearing off the face of the planet. Well here's what they're doing now...

Former singer Josh Brown got all kinds of messed up on drugs before finding God and forming his new band Day of Fire. You can check them out on their MyPraize page. Yes, I said MyPraize.

Guitarist Jonathan Montoya is tearing shit up in SALIVA. He played on their most recent album CINCO DIABLO. How [sic] is that??? They don't have any new videos since they probably don't even have a fanbase or budget anymore. So here's Salvia's biggest hit from 2000's Every Six Seconds CLICK CLICK BOOM!!!!



Bassist Kevin Bebout works for Epiphone designing some SIC guitars.



As for the other guys I wasn't able to find any information on them but sources close to the band have informed me Keith Foster runs a bed and breakfast out of his parent's basement in Jackson, TN and Michael Reeves pumps gas at a local Exxon.

Gettin' [s1c] with 40 Below Summer (for the Cap'n)

This one's a tribute to those kingz of [s1c], 40 Below Summer. No one got wicked like these guys did. You can almost see them hopping with jingling wallet chains in the photo right here:



This is about the [s1c]est song ever. The recording quality is a bit bad, but you can see him telling everyone to get down like a klown in the beginning.



Keep on clearing that stone of leaves!

Chowda Heads

Leonard "B-I-G" Davis, Cory Proctor, and Marc Columbo form this supergroup.

Don't forget to pick up your Hatchet Man ICP Pendant at www.hiphopbling.com!!!! Coming soon: Chowda Head masks! That will be [sic] as shit!

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY [SIC] LOCAL KLOWNS

YA UNFORTUNATELY NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THESE [SIC] KLOWNS YET. IT'S SURE TO GET YOU AMPED UP.

don't ever stop hoppin',
yahelloman

SOME NU FRESHNESS

Here it is momfukkers!!! The new solo album by Violent J. One half of the sikkest rap group ever ICP. Just look at the album cover. This klown ain't jokin'. Straight up coming at cha like Jack Nicholson and look at that big ass parental advisory sticker. You know dis shit is SIC!!!!



DOWNLOAD IT HERE MUHFACKKOS

NO THAT'S NOT SLIPKNOT!!!

But these guys are just as [sic]!!! Mushroomhead are out of Clevo and they claim to have been doing it longer than the 'Knot. I don't believe em but they still bring it pretty fukken hard.



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WHAT IS A JUGGALETTE?

This post is dedicated to all the [sic]chicks of nu metal. Proving that it's not just the guys who can bring the [sic]ness!

First up we got OTEP with their crazy singer Otep Shamaya. They just got signed to Victory Records so you know this chick is fukken HARDCORE



Next we got KITTIE who are from Canada and have been fukken shit up since the late 90s when they were still in high school



Lastly we have the chick who pretty much started it all Rayna Foss from the legendary COAL CHAMBER

GET LOOSE

ya greetings out there to all my klowns in [sic]land. anyone remember this gathering of clowns? it's from farmclub live. this one should get you loose like a pogo stick.

always [sic],
yahelloman

MAGIC MAGIC NINJAS WUT??!!?

Here's two of the sikkest albums from the Psychopathic Rydas y'all love to hate. First up we got a classick from Insane Clown Posse. Riddle Box, featuring ICP's biggest hit CHICKEN HUNTIN' WUT WUT??




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Next we got the second sikkest clownz Twiztid with their Psychopathic debut MOSTASTELESS


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Stay wikked and MMFCL

OH HEY YOU GUYS WHAT'S POPPING

oh man! today a [s1c] new release from those down-to-the-ground klownz Chimaira came out. in honor of this hopping Tuesday, here is a video of them getting wIcKeD. stay [s1c]! BOB THAT HEAD AND HOP ALONG TO THIS!!

INTRODUCTION 2 MAYHEM

Wassup klownz!!! This is m00k with my first post on the sikkest blog on the internet. Expect lots of classic nu metal and killer klown material. Just to verify my [sic] credentials here's a pic of me from 10 years ago...



Some of you might confuse me with this sic juggalo but sadly it is not me.



So now you know my [sic]ness is up to par make sure to leave me feedback and show your clown love.

YA HELLO THERE HERE'S ANOTHER [SIC] ALBUM FOR YOUR MINIDISC PLAYER

Spineshank: The Height of Callousness ([sic] Edition)

1. Asthmatic
2. The Height of Callousness
3. Synthetic
4. New Disease
5. (Can't Be) Fixed
6. Cyanide 2600
7. Play God
8. Malnutrition
9. Seamless
10. Negative Space
11. Transparent

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OH YOU GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

YEAH THIS IS PRETTY [SIC]. THESE GUYS ARE THE BEST. BEEN AROUND FOR SO LONG, BUT THEY'RE PRETTY FORGOTTEN NOW. OH THEY ARE TRUE!

Feelin' pretty good over here, how 'bout u?

Hey Klowns,

It's Saturday, which means it's time to put on your JNCOs and head to Irving for that Mini you've been planning to attend for months.

Here's a [sic] video to get you PSYCHED for your evening.

KLOWNIN' 'ROUND ADDISON (KLOWN OF THE WEEK)

It should also be noted that he was wearing a matching Machine Head shirt. So is this a Machine Head car? I really hope so.

Stay [sic],
yahelloman

BY FAR THE [SIC]EST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

Get wicked

The return:



April 17, 2009 Dallas, TX
Get your JNCOs ready.

EVOLUTION OF A KLOWN

DAN DONEGAN BRINGS THA [SIC]NESS

IMPRESS YOUR KLOWNS

how you gonna play dis klown?

OH CHECK THAT [sIc]NEZZ OUT BRO

BORLAND IS DOWN WIT DA KLOWN FOR SURE, ON THE REAL TIP

[SIC] ALBUM OF THA DAY

Darwin's Waiting Room: Orphan (2001)

1. Feel So Stupid (Table 9) *
2. Live for the Moment
3. Sometimes It Happens Like This
4. In To The Dark
5. Another Way
6. Spent
7. D.I.Y.M.
8. Realize
9. Innosense
10. Transparent
11. All I Have Is Me

* INDICATES [SIC]EST TRACK

DOWNLOAD THA SHIT OUT OF IT AND NU-METAL SQUAREDANCE.

YA HELLO GUYS

YA THIS IS THE BLOG WHERE WE DOCUMENT THE [sIc]EST THINGS WE'VE SEEN EVERY DAY. WE WILL FEATURE A KLOWN OF THE WEEK TOO. STAY TUNED FOR MORE [sIc]NESS!